No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
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I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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