I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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