God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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