Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I need to align my fucking chakras
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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