billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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