New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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