My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
