Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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