yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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