McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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