Where is the hickey?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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