shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
There's a naked man in my car right now.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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