road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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