I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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