Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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