you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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