you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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