It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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