My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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