She's JV to your varsity
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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