After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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