White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Randomize
