It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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