ya dads aren't the best wingmen
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.