I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask