Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You are the jesus of drinking
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?