Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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