I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Found your dick twin last night
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Rumble strips road head = magical
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
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