who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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