what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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