so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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