hell yes lets make some ravioli
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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