Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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