these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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