if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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