another moral hangover. fuck.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
In America we eat man semen.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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