i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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