My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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