I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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