that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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