Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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