There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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