you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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