How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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