everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
ttyl tear gas
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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