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I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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