at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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