it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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