HIV tests are more positive than that guy
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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