Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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