every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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