why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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