We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
