..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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