That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
he thought i was a dude.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
